Dull thoughts in a sharp world.

Taking a short break from social media, technology, and the internet, we all know that the cardinals are in the super bowl.  It is a miracle, a gift from God, and downright confusing.  I want to give my top 5 predictions for the super bowl:

5) Anquan Boldin breaks his neck in the 1st quarter but still wants to play.

4) Larry Fitzgerald catches 5 TD’s and donates each ball to a orphanage in Uganda.

3) Matt Leinart shows up the game not just late, but wasted from the FBR open.  And by wasted, I mean high.

2) In the third quarter, Kurt Warner dies of old age.

1) Cardinals Win, 28 to 24.  People in Arizona riot by flipping over their leased 3 series BMWs.  Next season, Cardinals win 2 games.

Seriously, I’m a believer.  The Arizona Cardinals have a chance to make history.   Go Cardinals!